. . . and got shot and died. No, I'm not part of the plot. It isn't like "The Purple Rose of Cairo" where the point is that the audience goes up on the screen and becomes part of the movie. No, I'm just here for the midnight show of the Batman film. It's the summer blockbuster and I want to be at the first show. The midnight show. Just here to watch. Guns? Blowups? None of it is real.
Funny how this happened. And now I'm dead.