The Rest of us (Part Two)

My Festivus rant continues.

It's improv time.  There are no bad ideas (except for the ones that may require ammunition).  If you can envision the long game, here's a plan:  Let's convince thousands of liberal-minded voters who are clustered on the coasts (we'll call them Pilgrims) to move to fly-over country.  They can form Colonies. The second "First Thanksgiving" can take place in Nebraska or Oklahoma.  We can call it Spread the Vote!

And if the "natives" resist this infusion of culture, we can remind them of what happened to the Indians.  In this case ammunition may be required.