Trump is threatening to invade Canada and declare it as the “51st State.” So, here’s an idea: how about California, Oregon, and Washington declare that they are now Canadian Provinces. Maybe Maine and Vermont too.
Here are some very good reasons for the move. Government funded universal health care. Abortion rights. Strict gun laws. Free education.
OK, you say. That looks good. But, we don’t want all that British stuff all over again. So maybe we can strike a deal. We’ll get the benefits of an enlightened Canadian government and we’ll acknowledge Prince Harry. Because he already lives in California!
(Worse downside: hockey will never replace football.)
Maybe Idaho, too, as we border Canada. 💞Camille
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