I went to my favorite park today to soak up the gorgeous weather. The sign on the fence said: WARNING: WATCH OUT FOR AGGRESSIVE BLACKBIRDS. What? Now I have to add this to my list? Arthritis, inflation, global warming, Republicans? I know my days are numbered but this is too much!
P.S. I didn't see any of the doomsday messengers. Just the little sparrows that populate our lives without worry.
